"Looks like I'm doing you a favour then," Axel said devilishly.

He couldn't think of a single scenario where not having to hear Vexen's whining, nasal voice could ever be considered a bad thing. He knew that it wouldn't do their marriage any favours, and he wasn't going to interfere directly, but it looked to him that if it got any further onto the rocks, seagulls would start nesting in it.

"Oh, and one more thing," he added, grinning brightly. "I get to name the Clan. You get no say."