Alucard laughed. He got called worse than a dog, but there was something funny about it coming from a little girl like this one.

He fished behind his tie and drew the chain out, showing her the metal dog tag he wore, and the rank inscribed into it. Usually such a show was considered a threat, it was when it was done between tags, anyway. Not that Alucard cared.

"It's better than me chewing the furniture," he answered.