"Ain't nothin' wrong with cup noodles," he said airily. "They're good convenience food."
Well, they were. Hot water and a main event of your choice, Cup Noodles were an easy-made tasty meal in a pot. Ignis's coffee, however...
"I'm sure any coffee could taste as bitter and depressing as Ebony if you tried," he said, trying to keep his expression looking like he was making a fair statement. "What's so special about Ebony anyway? Surely the beans are used in other brands. What do Ebony do, read the poetry of edgy fifteen year old girls to them? Expose them to the gin-fueled rants of forty nine year old divorced women..? Is the secret ingredient crushed spiders?" He failed, with the last one, to keep the grin from his face.
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Date: 2019-07-18 08:00 pm (UTC)Well, they were. Hot water and a main event of your choice, Cup Noodles were an easy-made tasty meal in a pot. Ignis's coffee, however...
"I'm sure any coffee could taste as bitter and depressing as Ebony if you tried," he said, trying to keep his expression looking like he was making a fair statement. "What's so special about Ebony anyway? Surely the beans are used in other brands. What do Ebony do, read the poetry of edgy fifteen year old girls to them? Expose them to the gin-fueled rants of forty nine year old divorced women..? Is the secret ingredient crushed spiders?" He failed, with the last one, to keep the grin from his face.