Ignis folded his arms and fixed Gladio with a cool look that took some effort to muster. The grin didn't help. Gladio was teasing, and his grin was infectious, but Ignis had many years of practice at playing the straight man.

"I'm already aware your palate's broken, you don't need to prove it," he retorted. "You're as bad as Noct. If it doesn't technically count as dessert you won't drink it. I happen to prefer my coffee to taste like coffee," he pointed out, and flashed Gladio a slight smirk as he concluded, "and strong enough to knock out a herd of garula."