"So why the vilg is she on my back all the time, pnu?" Yylfordt asked, sitting upright and spreading his arms, as if to demonstrate his point. "She's only nice about me when I'm not around? Yeah, that makes me wanna buy her flowers."

He eyed Kadaj, too. "Anyway, do you think I'm made of gil? Flowers? We're in a desert." He shook his head. "I've never bought a girl flowers. I ain't starting with her."