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Emilou Apache ([personal profile] cierva) wrote in [community profile] spira_rp2016-01-29 10:15 pm

Ain't gonna stop for nobody, no one.

Apache was nettled.

Yylfordt, in Apache's opinion, was being a monumental jackass. Granted, she accepted that she probably shouldn't have needled him about his loss to Kadaj while he was still being a pissy little bitch about it, but he acted as though being beaten by him was something to be ashamed of, which apparently it wasn't, so she wasn't the only one who thought he shouldn't have come off worse. Yylfordt thought it himself.

Yylfordt was just petty. When things didn't go his way he took it out on other people and, to make things worse, he took them out on them in Al Bhed, which was just rude when half the room didn't speak it and less than that spoke it as fluently as he did. He just pissed her off when he acted like a baby.

She liked Tayuya's idea of getting out of the palace. It was a good idea. She hadn't gotten out since the Midgar mission. The rest of them had, but they'd elected to leave her behind, as usual, probably at Yylfordt's behest, she thought, so she was due a break. She needed a break. If Tayuya managed to convince Nel, or even Halibel, that a girl-only trip out was worth it, she'd be happy. She needed to be away from the palace's sausagefest for at least a night or she was at risk of getting testosterone poisoning.

As such, she stomped away from the Sunhouse and to the kitchen, with Tayuya. When they got there she was relieved to see that it was entirely free of the usual suspects who haunted it. Nnoitra was nowhere to be seen, Szayel was gone for once, luckily for him, and neither Even nor Luppi were around either. Apache threw herself into a chair with a scowl on her face.

If Nel said no, she was going to murder that blonde-haired Granz bastard in his sleep.
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[personal profile] declaregamuza 2016-02-03 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Nel, in a good mood, aware that she was being stared at, was all set to hurry the girls on towards the exit.

Then Yylfordt spoke and she just stared at him, as if he was a complete and utter idiot.

"Tell me you're not serious," she said, looking ready to slap him upside the head herself if Apache didn't get there first.
jawmask: No way! (Mean everything to me!)

[personal profile] jawmask 2016-02-03 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Grimmjow, briefly distracted from his girlfriend's hotness by Yylfordt's display of epic stupidity, stared at him.

Is that why he'd never said anything nice, for fucking real? When he asked earlier why he'd say that to her, he thought he was just being an ass, he didn't consider the possibility that he just hadn't noticed.
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[personal profile] palehornedprince 2016-02-03 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yylfordt realised, from the reactions of everyone else, that he was probably the last one to notice. It wasn't like he made a habit of staring at people's eyes. If he was honest, if you asked him Apache's hair colour when she wasn't stood in front of him the best he might manage would be 'dark'. Noticing that kind of shit was what Szayel did.

Yylfordt could tell at a glance the gauge of a bolt, but he didn't usually notice crap like colour.

"No," he said, wondering how it was possible that Apache seemed even more wound up with him than she'd been before. "I'm guessing they're not contacts," he said, realising that he wouldn't be treated like an idiot for only just noticing those.
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[personal profile] soundfivebitch 2016-02-03 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
"You are such a fucking retard," Tayuya declared in disbelief. They definitely had to go and get Apache hammered now.

Hammered and, for preference, hooked up with some rando with a pretty face and a couple more brain cells than the average slug, which would make them markedly brighter than Yylfordt.
jawmask: Smile. (Should have stood up.)

[personal profile] jawmask 2016-02-03 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Grimmjow, diplomatically, didn't comment. He also didn't smack Yylfordt up the ear like he deserved, but that was testament to the enduring nature of their friendship in the face of, if not adversity, definitely amazing stupidity.

He was still baffled. Yylfordt had managed to make it clear that, inside him, he had depths of intense obliviousness as yet unplumbed. It was unbelievable.

He shook it off and turned to Tayuya again, trying to wipe the look of dumbfounded surprise off his face to see her off. "Try not to kill anyone," he said, joking, though his humour was still somewhat dampened by the weight of Yylfordt's unfathomable denseness.

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[personal profile] declaregamuza 2016-02-10 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Nel eyed Yylfordt and shook her head. She stepped forward, delivering a sharp, open handed clip round the ear to him, before she smiled at Apache. "Come on, then," she said, sounding cheery, and leading the exodus.

She threw Grimmjow a casual wave with the back of her hand as she turned. "Try not to trash the place while we're gone," she replied.
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[personal profile] soundfivebitch 2016-02-10 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Tayuya broke away from her stare at Yylfordt, and his incredible display of unobservantness, to flash a smile at Grimmjow.

"No promises," she told him, with a grin, and then added, "same to you." Grimmjow might have to exert some self control to refrain from killing Yylfordt while trying to beat some sense into his unusually thick skull.
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[personal profile] palehornedprince 2016-02-10 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yylfordt whined his complaint when Nel smacked him around the ear and looked terribly offended. He looked unhappy as he held his ear in one hand, and watched them go, but didn't say anything else to the girls.

He'd probably opened his mouth too much already.